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Miscallenous
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Clownomania
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung
Why was Thomas Edison able to invent the light bulb?
Because he was very bright
What was more useful than the invention of the first telephone?
The invention of the second telephone
What invention allows you to see through walls?
Window
Which months have 28 days?
All of them
Where was the declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom of a paper.
What do Alexandre The Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
The same middle name.
What's the easiest way to get on TV?
Sit on it.
Mum, why isn't my nose twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
What's the difference between a TV and a Newspaper?
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Can February March?
No. But April May.
What did one year say to the other ear?
Between you and me we need a haircut.
What would you call a superman if he lost all his powers?
Man
What has a hundred legs but can't walk?
50 pairs of pants.
I have 4 noses, 7 ears and 4 mouths, What am I ?
Very Ugly.
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