Laughing Riddles

What are the two things you cannot have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner

What has eyes that cannot see, a tongue that cannot taste and a soul that cannot die?

A shoe

What can you hear but not see and only speaks when its spoken to?

An echo

What is there more of the less you see?

Darkness

What ten-letter word starts with gas?

Automobile

How many apples can you put in an empty box?

One. After that it's not empty anymore.

When will water stop flowing downhill?

When it reaches the bottom.

What's black when clean and white when dirty?

Blackboard.

What kind of dress can never be worn?

Your address.

What weighs more, a kilogram of lead or a kilogram of feathers?

They both weigh the same.

What word is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What has a bottom at the top?

A leg.

What sort of ring is always square?

A boxing ring.

What's the last thing you take off before bed?

Your feet of the floor.

What starts with an 'e', ends with an 'e' and only has one letter in it?

An envelope.